Look how nice they play together.


Posted Sat Nov 30, 2024 11:23 am

This all leads to.














This is going to drive me to drink.





What a nice blue flame.

Posted Sun Dec 01, 2024 5:32 pm

Where is this striation coming from?
It needs to be corrected.

Can you split these cones in half for me?
I don’t have enough for the sample.

Why am I seeing barre in this solid piece of jersey fabric.

Ohh! Now I remember this customer.
I got you shrimp for dinner.
8/2’s - 20/2’s

We got stewed at their party.

6/stews - 10/stews





Let me call my colleagues.

¡Amigo! ¿Cómo te llamas, Ebrio?





No, no, these are not migrants. Everyone here is legal.





Problems before you even started. Goto Bullwinkle.
He’s a professional.

Posted Tue Dec 03, 2024 12:53 pm

You are allowed to smoke weed on my boat.
God knows where you got it from.
We didn’t sell it to you.
Make sure to stand in the stern.
We anchor from the bow.
This way the dope doesn’t blow in peoples faces.

If you suffer from motion sickness. Stand in the bow.
The breeze will bring life back in to you.
The bow is called the bow for a reason.
It has the most bounce on the vessel.
The swing is in the rear. I’m getting hung up more than they are.
I’d rather stay here it’s warmer by the engines and the wind is blocked.
Pay the price of its hot or not. The nature of the beast.
Put me anywhere and I’ll produce.
Midship port and starboard when vomiting.
Do not vomit in the nautical head.
On the move only vomit from the stern.

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Who farted in the galley?
Close the doors.
You’re letting the cold air get out.

Would you like a cheeseburger or a hotdog?
Here’s the condiments.
You can make your own coffee, pay here.
I’d like a bacon egg and cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup.
The bait is included in the trip and it’s allover
the F’n place. Diesel burning.
Wink


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Posted Wed Dec 04, 2024 9:23 am

Don’t call the kid. He can accidentally get hurt.




His kid walked on the boat normal as can be.
They fished the stern for warmth. Caught more
fish than needed and left displaced from the
engine burning diesel in there faces.


https://youtu.be/AWWA44BXxdM


That scalley mother luver is getting to close to me.
I’m going over there.





He’s fishing next to me. Have a conversation with him.





There he is playing shuffleboard. I was on that trip.





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Posted Wed Dec 04, 2024 10:06 am

I’m a half a fag that married a jap.
Meet my brother in law. Here I come.
Knit one, pearl two.





I sponsored, I bake cookies.






Now try to figure that one out. Wink

Posted Wed Dec 04, 2024 10:28 am

He’s not a team player.





How come the packages didn’t get delivered?
I put them by the service elevator and called it
in more than once. He decided to leave twenty
minutes early hungover. I took them back and
put them behind the desk. When my shift ends
I’ll deliver them myself. No you can’t do that.
That’s not your job. Crack head Bob calling the
shots. Here comes his cousin Rico Suave.
I’ll F you up. Jumping about and down. Throwing
his fists in the air. What’s this mess behind the
desk. I’m parking the car. Watch the door. I’m
leaving a half hour early. Watch the manual elevator.
The night man. I’m on my way. I live right there.





Yo wut happen?





Beer, Chinese food, I’m the handyman.





Just in case you missed it.
We’re here to help$$$$



Posted Wed Dec 11, 2024 7:14 pm




I’m stuck behind the oil truck, school bus, garbage truck.





I’m picking up material. I’m looking for parking.
I’m bringing material in. A bag of Goya.



Posted Sat Dec 28, 2024 5:22 pm

The old guy at the teller wouldn’t shut up.
I would of loved to slam his head in the ground.





I pulled into Dunkin’ Donuts.
I pulled out of the parking lot.
I went in and out of the bank.




I’m the problem.





He parks over there and walks over here.

Posted Mon Dec 30, 2024 12:34 pm




My personality is under my third drink.





What ever he’s breathing or sweating out his pores
makes me feel the same way when I’m with cousin
Smokey. It makes me feel severely depressed.





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The captains daughter is toot’n it in the bathroom.
If you want to make some money on the side let me know.

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Who are you sitting next to. Across from me she plucked her eye brows.

I’m throwing a bachelor party. Do you know anyone?
I don’t get that reaction from her. I get a hint.
She’s looking for chemistry in her relationship.

I left bra less Maria cross eyed.


Posted Wed Jan 01, 2025 11:11 am

The Albanian served in the Serbian military.
He is a legalized Serbian citizen. He is an
Albanian Serb. He speaks Serbian.
I’m a Romanian Serb. There are also Russian
Serbs. These 3 ethnic groups make a majority
of the Serbian population. Yugoslavia lost
it’s land to other enthnic groups besides Albanians.
He’s MEDITERRANEAN European. Not middle eastern.
He shows, Greek, Albanian and Italian with Turk customs.





https://therokuchannel.roku.com/details/438dbcd0626a57f79a7aa83cbba374bb/perry-mason-s7-e20-the-case-of-the-frightened-fisherman





Look at my deek!





It’s the little things.





Piperazine





We know what to do with it. We know how it works.
Rose Pipe.



Posted Fri Jan 03, 2025 7:59 am




Can you cover for me? I’m going to be a little late.

















My relief is here. He gives good relief. The idiot convention.


Posted Sat Jan 04, 2025 10:36 am




This years Halloween costume.CIA

He walks in and lifts up his dress
and starts swinging his deek. Walks in
the men’s room and squirts someone
with a spray bottle that immediately turns
them into a homo.






REAL FUNNY!


https://youtu.be/NRDrB_hLUlc

Posted Thu Jan 09, 2025 1:20 pm

More so enforced when who were you with
at the time you possessed it. Wink

Back in the day. In this hood, as I remember it.
If the undercover DT’s caught you with a dime,
nickel bag or even a joint. They tuned you up
big time to where you had to be dragged in the
cop car. From there you were put through the
system for having weed.





In 1977, New York decriminalized the possession of up to 25 grams of marijuana, making it an infraction with a $100 fine. However, possession in public view remained a misdemeanor. Some civil rights advocates said that this was used as a way to unfairly arrest people.
The Rockefeller Drug Laws, which were once the most severe drug laws in the United States, were repealed in 1977 under Democratic governor Hugh Carey. The laws had been a major factor in the increase in incarceration in New York City in the 1980s.





Then there were dudes like bumper. He was a beat cop
that would go in the back with the Asian broad and the
two of them would knock boots while he was on duty.

That’s when the corner boys started to rebel.





The cultivation season in the Golden Triangle, a region in Southeast Asia primarily encompassing parts of Myanmar, Laos, and Thailand, for opium poppy crops typically occurs between November and March due to the tropical climate, with planting happening in the late fall and harvest taking place in the early spring.


Key points about the Golden Triangle cultivation season:

Planting time: November to December
Harvest time: February to March
Factors influencing the season: Monsoon rains provide necessary moisture for germination, while the cooler, drier months allow for optimal poppy growth and harvest.





In April 2022, Afghanistan's de-facto authorities banned all cultivation of opium poppy under strict new laws. Opium is the essential ingredient for manufacturing the street drug heroin, and the class of medical prescription opioids which millions rely on for pain medication worldwide.

Posted Sun Jan 12, 2025 3:38 pm

It’s his day off. Tomorrow he’ll have his last holiday
envelope waiting for him until next year.
BJ WE DONT PLAY!






They here things, they talk.





She got married.





What do the kids see and the attitude behind it.
You pizzed her off good.






A simple hello and a smile. I would of picked up the tab
and drove him home.
You have to stop doing what you’re doing.

Posted Wed Jan 15, 2025 9:02 pm

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